An impertinent indulgence

The following is an imaginary pitch, in the style of an internet cash-raising scheme, from Lehman Brothers. From the Desk of Dick Fuld Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Lehman Brothers, New York. Dear Sir, Madame, Please forgive the impertinent indulgence of me presenting this business opportunity directly to you. I do not know you in a personal manner, but I have full confidence your sovereign wealth or private equity fund could profit from this urgent and most lucrative investment o...